Hotel Mario CD-I video game cut-scenes dialogue transcription

Bowser: (laughs)
Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
M: Luigi, look! It's from Bowser. “Dear pesky plumbers: The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can.” We've got to find the Princess.
L: And, you've got to help us.
M: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

M: Looks kind of peaceful.
L: Looks are deceiving when Koopas are involved.

M: Uh-oh! Ow! Ooh. (Coughs.) Where am I?

M: Hey, Princess!
Princess: Oh!
L: How are we going to find the Princess with the power going out?
M: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check.

M: Uh-huh. Here's the problem: too many toasters! You know what they say, "All toasters toast toast!"

M: That ought to do it.
P: Oh!
M: Where'd she go? Gee, it—it—it's kind of dark.
L: You bring a light?
M: No.
L: Well, maybe a Koopa will lend us his! If we ''persuade'' him.

P: Mario!
M: Get ready to catch her.
L: She's not coming down!
M: She's up there! It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of 'em. Get the hint?

M: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud! It's been one of those days. Come on, Luigi. We ain't afraid of no Koopas.
L: Woah!
M: Hurry!

M: Spooky! Where's the Princess?
L: Over there! Look! Wendy's Hotel.
M: Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back.

M: That wasn't so hard. Was it?
P: Boys!
B: (laughs)
L: That's that creepy Bowser's laugh.
M: Look! This is it, Luigi. Remember, where there's smoke...
L: There's fire.

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